You know you are married to a pilot when....
- You ask him where he is and he gives you 3 letter airport codes. "Hey honey, where are you? Oh, I am leaving CRW".
- You get frequent weather and visibilty updates when all you wanted to know is if he is somplace warmer than you,
- Anytime he is driving you are asked "clear right?" on more than one occasion.
- Somewhere around your house there are pictures of your husband either in the cockpit or proudly standing next to his plane.
- You are expected to know his aircraft. A simple answer of "oh one of the small ones" does not suffice.
- If he flies a jet you damn well better tell people he is a jet pilot.
- You don't really care where he is for the day you just care that he answers his phone.
- At one point or another he will refer to you, your baby, your friends, etc as the co-pilot.
- You never ask other pilot wives "ohhhhh do you get to fly with him alot". You know the answer is NO
- You know to not get too comfortable where you live. Chances are...it won't be permanent.
- You know that most flight attendants aren't the hot chicks that you see in movies. (B still will never be allowed to have one!)
- He says that he needs to "fuel up". What he really means he needs gas in the car.
- If he needs to spell something...he is going to use the Phonetic Alphabet.
- If there is a show about airplanes on, find a book to read because it will be a long night.
- His suitcase will never be fully unpacked and he has two sets of toiletries.
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